About Us

You weren't there, and if you weren't there, you don't get it. But you can. A transgressive foible, a satirical quip, and absurdist melancholy, or an existentialist epiphany can bring a place and a time alive. You believe the characters are living breathing people, with lives, relationships, and feelings. You see a real person in your mind because that real person lives in the tormented mind of the storyteller. 

We're not from LA or NYC. We're from the isolated forests and mountains of the PNW. With our unique home come equally unique stories about this place and the subcultures that made it interesting in the first place. Sir Walter Scott created a cultural renaissance for Highlander culture. We're creating a cultural  renaissance for the Pacific Northwest. Rob Roy, meet Jack.

Bland Coffee Publishing is dedicated to publishing novels, novellas, and satirical novels from Pacific Northwest authors. Please feel free to contact us at: info@blandcoffeepublishing.com