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Transgressive Fiction with an Absurdist and Satirical Perspe


Jack's Story the way it was intended

 The three novellas of the Down and Out in Seattle and Tacoma Series in one volume. The down and out novellas are like coke, alcohol, and cigarettes. You can enjoy them separately, but they were meant to be consumed together.

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A city prosecutor's office feels like a toilet, so...

If you liked the love triangle between Ben, Maria, and Erin, you'll get closure. If you liked that fact that Ben is a monkey wrench dismantling the necessary cogs of justice, it's in there as well. If you just want the series to be over, so do it. Your welcome! 

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what is real when you yourself are real and not

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

Jon is everywhere an nowhere.  He slips out of himself and rides the infinite roads of existence itself. But infinite time is eventually infinite torment for a human brain that never asked for anything more than normality. Expected Release 2026.

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A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

 This first of a  series of short romance novels is nothing more than a thinly-veiled disguise for a social and political satire piece. Is is dark humor, literary existential bullshit, a boring workplace romance. I don't fuckin' know, and I wrote the book.  

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Ben burns his golden-brick bridges

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

Christopher stockwell's forgotten novel

 This second, and last (?) of the City Attorney's Office books. People always ask me if a lawyer's life is like Law & Order or the Good Wife. It's neither, it's mostly like Matlock and Perry Mason having a beer with Saul Goodman. Enjoy! 

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Christopher stockwell's forgotten novel

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

Christopher stockwell's forgotten novel

Stockwell's first novel, written under the pseudonym Christopher J. Heassler details the emergence of a paparazzi gang who exploit celebrities. The Antagonist's Handbook has long been out of print, but will be re-release in 2026. 

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Discover Jack's World Down and Out Book One

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

 The keystone of the down and out books, a first glance at Jack. He's the car wreck you can't take your eyes off. Sleeping in the Daytime lets you see him before serious deterioration has set in. Get ready, living like Jack is a full-time job. 

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Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

 The anchor and lynch pin of the down and out books. A quiet life,  in a quiet town, with sweet girl just isn't Jack's style. Continue your  journey through Jack's struggles. It's half time. Will Jack pull it together, or implode spectacularly?

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see how jack winds up down and Out Book Three

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

see how jack winds up down and Out Book Three

 The coup de grace of the down and out books. What happens to a lovable  fuck up when everyone else has moved on. Jack spent much of his life  confined in places, but never to his own mind. This series of ends here, but where is here? 

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