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A Satire: The New Book by Francis Hutcheson II

Despite being the topic of nearly every conversation, nobody has written a satire in long-form on Trumpism, until now!

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Pacific Northwest Folklore: Books by Christopher J. Stockwel


Book cover with punk-style illustrations and titles in purple on yellow background.

Jack's Story the way it was intended

The three novellas of the Down and Out in Seattle and Tacoma Series are compiled into one volume. These down and out novellas, reminiscent of absurdist fiction, represent a Neo-Absurdist or Neo-Existentialist perspective. Tey are akin to coke, alcohol, and cigarettes. While you can enjy each one separately, they were originally crafted to be savored together, much like the satiri

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City Attorney's Office Complete Series Book Cover

A city prosecutor's office feels like a toilet, so...

If you enjoyed the love triangle between Ben, Maria, and Erin, you'll find closure in this absurdist fiction. If you appreciated how Ben acts as a monkey wrench, dismantling the necessary cogs of justice, that's included as well. And if you're simply eager for the series to conclude, you're not alone—so do it! You're welcome!

 

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A Lack of Intradimensional Sync Book Cover

what is real when you yourself are real and not

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

Jon is everywhere and nowhere, embodying the essence of absurdist fiction as he slips out of himself and rides the infinite roads of existence. However, this endless journey transforms into infinite torment for a human brain that seeks nothing more than normality. 

Expected release late 2026


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City Attorney's Office Book One Professional Camouflage Book Cover

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

This first installment of a series of short romance novels serves as a thinly-veiled disguise for a piece of absurdist fiction and satirical social commentary. It's a blend of dark humor, literary existential musings, and what some might call a boring workplace romance.



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City Attorney's Office Book Two The Land of Lollipops and Suckers Book Cover

Ben burns his golden-brick bridges

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

Christopher stockwell's forgotten novel

This second, and last (?) of the City Attorney's Office books offers a unique take on legal life. The Love triangle resolves. The workplace humor continues, and you learn something about legal practice. Really, it's just a good 'ol piece of satire criticizing the criminal justice system. 


 

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The Antagonist's Handbook Book Cover

Christopher stockwell's forgotten novel

A Rainier Tall Boy and a line of coke after court

Christopher stockwell's forgotten novel

Christopher J. Stockwell's first novel, written under the pseudonym Christopher J. Heassler, explores the emergence of a paparazzi gang that exploits celebrities for financial gain. The Antagonist's Handbook, is also notable for the originality of its story concept, has long been out of print but is set for re-release in 2027.


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Down and Out in Seattle and Tacoma Novella One Sleeping in the Daytime Book Covery

Discover Jack's World Down and Out Book One

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

The keystone of the absurdist fiction genre, Sleeping in the Daytime offers a first glance at Jack. He's like a car wreck you can't take your eyes off. This novel by Christopher J. Stockwell allows you to see him before serious deterioration has set in. Get ready, living like Jack in this satirical novel is a full-time job.


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Down and Out in Seattle and Tacoma Novella Two Courting Mediocrity Book Cover

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

The anchor and lynchpin of Christopher J. Stockwell's absurdist fiction, the story of Jack unfolds in a quiet town where a sweet life just isn't his style. Continue your journey through Jack's struggles in this satirical novel. It's half time. Will Jack pull it together, or implode spectacularly?



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Down and Out in Seattle and Tacoma Novella Three Squatting in the Shadow of an Ant Book Cover

see how jack winds up down and Out Book Three

Continue jack's struggle Down and Out Book Two

see how jack winds up down and Out Book Three

The coup de grace of the down and out books in the realm of absurdist fiction. What happens to a lovable fuck up when everyone else has moved on? Jack spent much of his life confined in places, but never to his own mind. This series of ends here, but where is here in the landscape of satirical novels? Christopher J. Stockwell explores these themes with a unique touch.

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